*Theme Song plays* *Cheery Tone with Guitar* *Knocks on door sound* ..I heard something… that’s right! turn around! whatever you do don’t look behind you. Freddy is a loony! Freddy is a loony! (menacing laughs) never taunt weird-looking kids. who knows what monsters he or she might grow up into. your chances of survival increase if you’re… a nerd or an unpopular girl. over 100% if you are a beefy alpha male, a cheerleader captain or just someone’s friend sorry! no chance. if you are driving through a forest at night and you get a punctured tire, don’t leave the car to change it. screw the damn thing! you’ll still get to where you’re going! we all stick together OK?! if some guy proposes that the group should split up, punch him right in the face right away. (maracas shake) hey, come out already! if you suddenly hear strange noises in the night, don’t get out of bed to investigate. just go back to sleep… Jake come on! wait a minute! i’ll just check his pulse! if the manic seems to be dead, don’t hang around – run! right, I’ve still got leggings and underwear on. this should give me enough time to get in the car. put on as many clothes as possible. Mary, let us in! another one! yummy! never lock your friends out while trying to hide in a (supposedly) safer room. (chainsaw roars) Hello, police?! make sure your phone is always fully charged. closed what the… it’s locked! still no luck! open, Damn you!! always lock all the doors in the house.