-[ Sighs ] Morning, Dwight. -Who are you? -[ Scoffs ]
Who am I? I’m Jim. We’ve been working together
for 12 years. Weird joke, Dwight. -You’re not Jim.
Jim’s not Asian. -You seriously never noticed? Hey. Hats off to you
for not seeing race. -All right, then, Jim.
Uh, why don’t you tell me about that sale
that you made yesterday? -Uh, Wellington Systems? Sold them 10 cases
of 24-pound letter stock. Or were you talking about
Krieger-Murphy? Because I didn’t
close that one yet, but I’m hoping I’ve got
a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for me. -Please enter your password. You have one new message. -How did you know? No! No, no. That is sensitive information. Only for employees,
not outsiders! -Dwight, cut it out.
I’m trying to work. -You don’t work here!
You’re not Jim! -Jim, I got us that dinner
reservation — Grico’s, 7:30. -Oh, great. Can’t wait. Jim’s at the dentist
this morning, and Steve is
an actor friend of ours. -I don’t know who you are,
but you are not Jim. This is Jim! Oh, my — Oh, d– Oh, how did — Hunh!