How to deal with Tilt. Why we get such bad team mates.


Hi there my name’s Dong Huap What tilts you? What triggers you? What triggers a League player? Different things trigger different people Conservatives are triggered when you talk about socialist programs Liberals are triggered when you talk about gun violence Feminists get triggered when people say words But what triggers a League player most? What causes a League player to go on tilt the easiest The thing that tilts a league player, is the same thing that tilts every player in every other type of game And that is random luck beating skill For example poker Poker you could be playing very well, you could be counting the cards very well, you could know your percentage down to the decimal But sometimes your opponent gets a little bit of luck And even though they have no business of winning, they still win Poker stuff Guy: That’s bad Poker stuff (This guy should lose) Poker Stuff In this guys head: Oh my god lose already (Holy sh*t) (He wants two aces to win) Poker Stuff Commentator: Oh Boy (Nothing) This guy needs one more ace to win (No way he gets an ace) (NO F***ING WAY!) Commentator: Less than 1% on the flop (Utter amazement) Commentator: I’ve never seen that There is a similar experience in League of Legends You shit on your lane You absolutely destroy this guy You make him go zero and five But someone else on your team goes zero and seven And that tilts you! Cause this shitter in your lane Has no business, no business, whatsoever Winning this game And yet you who worked so hard Who played so well Loses this game That is the number one cause of tilt in League of Legends And Why? Why does it feel like almost every single game you play There seems to be a feeder in this game There always seems to be some kind of feeder How do you deal with something like this? What you first have to understand, is the basic chance in League of Legends Here’s how RNG affects Solo Que In League of Legends there are three lanes In these three lanes you have: Mid, Bot, and Top Lets assume for a second that you are the mid laner Now as the mid laner, you have direct control, mostly over mid lane in the early game That means that you have a 50% chance of having a winning top lane… And a 50% chance at having a winning bot lane (Yeah Right) So basic statistics demand that you have a 25% of having bot and top win 50% chance of having 1 winner and 1 loser and 25% chance of having 2 losers This means you are going to lose at least 25% of all of your games played No one And I mean no one Unless they were smurfing or elo dodging Has a win rate above 75% Most challenger players hover at around 60% And this theory works in reverse aswell The worst players Generally do not have a win rate, lower than 25% Because in those 25% Their teammates will carry them no matter what I know it’s super frustrating to win your lane, to play well And, and To feel like you deserve this win But sometimes RNG will still fuck you over if you get placed in that statistical bad 25% RNG doesn’t give a fuck about what we deserve Now on the bright side the statistics actually work in your favor Because you have a 75% chance Of getting a good or neutral outcome But this also means That you have a 75% chance Of getting at least 1 feeding lane in your team That’s why it feels like you have a feeder every single game Because 75% of the time, you are going to have at least 1 losing lane Now how do you actually get off tilt And what does being on tilt even mean? Being on tilt basically means, that you’re just playing on auto pilot What do I mean by: “Auto Pilot” Uhmmmm I’ll give you a for instance For Instance Uhhmm Has this ever happened to you? You, you, you Wake up Uh, you eat breakfast You brush your teeth You take a shower, you take a shit You do all that And then you go to school or you go to work And When you get to school or you get to work (Pauses for dramatic effect) You don’t fucking remember the car ride over, do you? That’s auto pilot! That’s You’re not thinking about doing something that you do every single day You’re just Doing it And you’re not even conscience while doing it You sometimes think to yourself (Thinking to yourself) Did I teleport to school today cause I don’t fucking remember the vehicle ride over… That’s auto pilot! A lot of people play on auto pilot and that’s why they fail They’re not thinking about the things they learned on streams Or read in guides Or just learned from past experiences They don’t focus on the minimap And they don’t remember what they’re supposed to do in their matchup They don’t think about their item builds They’re just…. (Breathing) They’re just on auto pilot They’re not thinking anymore They’re just… doing The first thing you do when you’re on auto pilot Is to stop playing Once you’re done with that game Just log off and don’t touch League for the rest of the day Don’t fall into that trap Of wanting to play even when on tilt Think of league as a casino A big ass casino And think of your league points as your money How much money are you gonna lose before you stop? Are you just going to lose 20 or 40 points You know, just the pocket change that you have on you? Are you going to lose several divisions? Are you going to lose your car? Are you going to lose your mortgage? Are you going to lose your kids in a divorce? Do you wanna do that? No ya don’t So stop playing! Don’t even play a different game (#1) Don’t even play a different game (#2) Go, go do something relaxing Go, go Go take a shower Go take a shit Go take a nap, go take a fap (Thinking about fapping) How do you know if you’re on tilt? Ask yourself 1 simple question Am I on tilt? If your immediate answer Is not no… You’re tilted Getting tilted is just a state of mind And ya only need a little bit to be really tilted Cause here’s what happens Even if you’re just a little tilted You’ll probably play A little shittier than usual And if you play a little shittier than usual You’ll get upset at yourself! And then you’ll play EVEN shittier than usual And then your teammates will shit on you for your shitty play And you’ll play EVEN shittier! It is just a spiraling hole of shit Here’s something that you should never do While you’re taking your break Don’t go and tell your friends, about the shitty game that you just played This does not help you relieve tilt And let me tell you something, your friends are too nice to tell you No one gives a fuck about your shitty game Except for you No one gives a fuck Really No one gives a fuck I would rather listen to my friend Tell me about his shitty, abusive parents Then listen to his shitty, abusive game Because at least Then he would receive genuine sympathy And some people might say Well, well, they’re just, they’re just, trying to get it out They’re just You know Expressing. and Tryna Tr-Tryna Get that anger out of them How does getting angry Make you less angry? That doesn’t make any sense I-If talking about the things That make you angry Make you a more calmer person The-Then by that logic Every single feminist Should be a zen master The way you get over a bad game Is the same way you get over an ex-girlfriend You stop thinking about her You shut yourself down emotionally You go to the gym You go get buff and sexy And then you go fuck her mom (LMAO) That is how you deal with tilt

100 thoughts on “How to deal with Tilt. Why we get such bad team mates.

  1. Ive given up on league its legit a 95% chance there are 3 retarded people on a team, when your junger power farms with predator and then gets less cs than the enermy jungler.

  2. And when I stop playing the game until tomorrow but I still losing the entire week…

  3. Indonesia server 0% chance of winning toplane, 0% chance of winning botlane , solo carry mid is all you need to do in this fking server

  4. There’s a difference between losing lane and feeding. That’s what ELO hell is

  5. This guy seems like he just came from a league game with shit teamates, since hes so hyper

  6. "If you are just a little tilted you probably play a little shittier than usual and if you play a little shittier than usual you will get upset at yourself and then you will play shittier than usual and then your teammates will shit on you for your shitty play and you will play more shittier! It is just a spiralling hole of shit"

  7. now imagine that for each day for 3 weeks straight u have won 3 times, thatd be me, there is no fucking possible way to deal with it other than uninstall, im tired of going 18/6 as riven with afk in team and 1/13 rengar that farms midlane when enemy team destroys nexus fuck you all fuck everyone fuck this game fuck each and every league player there is i hate u all

  8. U was able to get a consitent 70%-90% winrate with Riven in low elo (where I way placed) and idk how. Probably Luck because of teammates

    Edit: So I had such a winrate including autofills and being put into my secondary role, I just mean that I mainly played Riven.

  9. Volibear jung
    Th whole game he chat: why did you guy all at mid, get back to your lane
    30 minutes and he still in jung and tell us to get back to the lanes (why? Because he stupid)

  10. This is why im planning a massive terror attack at riot HQ, if anyone sees this. This is the only warning to stop me

  11. U said smurfing what the fuck do u mean?? How can Smurfs carry actually I don't get it no matter how good they are in high elo

  12. You know what tilts me as a adc main or player in total my support actually being soooo bad and my top and mid feeding everyone while I’m telling them what to do to not feed but they don’t listen

  13. You know youre going to have a shitty game when your jungler dies to a creep. 🤦‍♂️

  14. I have idiot team alway match Idiot People I play like Dog trash people I hate idiot team why all game just 1vs1 Other people Rand Why I play with trash player loll soccer for some trash player 1/13/2 fuck you why you do trash

  15. I have never been in autopilot i just hav not 75 percent of lsing cause of team 99 losin team and the moment i wont get noob team i am tilted af

  16. https://www.roblox.com/games/2029250188/Q-CLASH#

    "I dID dAmAgE, yOuR n0oB"

    i'm fricking decker, u din't see me

  17. Dopa laughing at all you noobs with his 90% winrate to Korean challenger

  18. riot keeps putting trash player on my team and not the other its meant to be ranked but the teams are so un even

  19. 16/7/9 – lose
    11/4/2 – lose
    9/0/9 – win
    I have to play perfect game to win

  20. 0:19 If you get a bot as jungle and losing lane because he ran your lane down twice

  21. I just had a 8 game lose streak all of which were due to other lanes.
    that's tilting

  22. 22% winrate and I play well in almost every ranked game with my Yasuo, Zed, or Udyr. I get a positive KDA nearly every game but my bot or top goes 2/5 or worse. *explain this* (I have a 2.89 KDA average on my Yasuo and a 2.32 KDA average on my Zed.)

  23. that 0/6 akali , 0/4 garen and afk farming yi that gets picked off every 3 minutes probably

  24. as jgl main i could say as much as u gank a losing lane they still are not wining it

  25. once in my team i had a guy with 18% win rate with over 100 games played so its possible to have winrate under25%

  26. I had promo this morning! 1 win, 2 matches to go… then i played 10games. It went so good! I allways carried mid lane so easily as 20/0 yasuo.. oh wait… my botlane is… 0/73715 and my top is 0/371213 … my jg is.. afk, and my teammates didnz remake… :)))

  27. If one is losing like a lot 0/10/0 in 10 mins, no team can carry that poop.

  28. just had an 2/16 adc who dodged and flashed my Bard Ws because he thought it was a spell from the enemy…
    i needed this video

  29. My last 3 games i played Heca 1st:12/9/4 lost, 2nd :17/8/6 lost, 3rd:15/6/6 guess what… lost again
    Does that means I am bad player or what every single game in those i got troller or just bad team even if I am ganking more than farming
    I just sometimes feel like I want to pick my shit up and write to RIOT how bad their game is and they should ban players that play this game whlie masturbating its sooo anoying

  30. Lol this video reminded me of those moments where I do good in my lane and I'm proud of myself being like 5/0/2.

    Then I look at the scoreboard and see an enemy that's 9/1/4 and I'm like oh 😂

  31. I hate my csgo team im good at it my teammates are not . I lose cause of them
    AND THERE IS FREAKING BOTS AT THAT RIVAL TEAM

  32. 0/7? HAHAHAHAHAHAH 0/12 in 5 minutes on average. Silver. I get banned for not being happy about that.

  33. and what should i do when i main mid and i have 100% chance top and bot both lose bcs everytime all my lanes feed and i am the single one who doesnt feed everytime? What do i do in this case ?

  34. so i need to get buff again, suck up the knee and back injury and fuck everyone i dont like in league -which is 90% of players-'s moms?
    Fuck, my dick will fall off and be sore 24/7

  35. I just had a game were I played jg all my lanes were losing all of them useless shits only lost me my promos and I'm thinking about quiting league this fking game man

  36. I dont get tilted for my teammates beeing bad,i get tilted because my bot goes 3/ 20 a the end of the game .Who can carry this .Thats not even shit elo thats fn platinum and yet i still get these dogheads that dont know how to stop running it down.

  37. 8/10 games i play basically have 4 trash fucks that will just int all game

  38. not so much tilt more like…why is this a thing..like come on stop bein kids man

  39. This fucking quality is triggering to a point of having the enemy jg bank you every min and your jg is afk farming 3-5 levels behind

  40. I don't play league or legends, I'm a ml players because I don't have a laptop hahah but I hate it when I always get paired with Indonesia players because they keep me in my losing streak for how many fucking times. I'm so triggered that sometimes I want to slap them

  41. i main midlane , i got ganked while i was lvl 1 and their jgl was a udyr lvl 2 , as soon as i give away first blood all of my team goes : AhAhAHAaAH vlad u suck u r so bad at the game , (in all chat ) : REPORT VLAD INTING AHAHHA

  42. im jungle and mid bot and top are 0/4 with 6 minutes game what else can i go rather then tilt?

  43. 6 games today. 2 of them my adc goes afk at 5 minutes, 1 of them my mid goes afk at 5 minutes, one of them my top lags and can't do shit so he feeds his ass off, 1 of them I have a pyke mid useless in teamfight and a kled 1/10, 1 of themI have a vi smurf on the enemy team who goes like 10/0, and the other one I win. 25% you say?

  44. i get tillted from my adc ashe plays ranked for the first time to try hes skin and goes 1/7 and the enmy team camps me 1v5 every F time

  45. Toplane main = I have 5% that midlane will be atleast even… and 95% win midlane will loose… and i have 100%, my botlane will loose, by botlane hard lost like 18/20 of my games. Not lil bit, but absolute slaughter… my botlane went like 0/24 my last game, before 1/21, before 3/19. Every fucking game is like this, botlane always ints and enemy botlaner plays like god tier. Then this morons left the game, ofc i reported them (i didnt get feedback) RIOT? Hello? Do sth?

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