How to Poop at Work – PooPourri.com


You’re in a big fancy pants meeting when out of nowhere you need to download a brownload. Oh God. *gasping for air* Is she okay? Now, what do you do? Come on just pick one. Just pick one. *fart noise* This is it. This is the moment you and your sphincter has been training for. Hold it in. *fart noise* Uh oh, seems your balloon knot has let out some air. Oh, there’s something wrong with this floor.. right? Oh, huh-ha. You hear? That’s how it sounds when our numbers go up. Just like that, boom! It smells like a cat orgy. Not that I know what that would smell like, but I assume. *singing* Is that a high C? What is that? Stop it. Stop it! I quit. *fart noise* Give me five minutes. You tuck your brown tail between your legs and glide out of the room. She looks like she sat on a thumb tack. You sprint down the stairs like it’s the 40-turd dash. Your intestinal clock is ticking. Sorry Phyllis. It’s time to let Mr. Brown go without a severance package. *steps* Ah. Here I am. *giggles* That’s a long hall. Okay. What is that? There’s toilet paper. Alright. Oh, oh, oh. She’s kind of weird, right? *stomach growling* Oh.. Just give me a minute. Before you start the porcelain paperwork, you spritz the bowl with Poo~Pourri. All they’ll be able to smell is a refreshing aroma of natural essential oils… and confidence. *music* Control the shituation with Poo~Pourri, the Before-You-Go toilet spray that creates a film on the water’s surface that actually traps the odor before it ever begins. If your poo stinks, click here to get your Poo~Pourri today at PooPourri.com Poo~Pourri Our business is to make it smell like your business never even happened.

100 thoughts on “How to Poop at Work – PooPourri.com

  1. What I love

    -They used tissues to like throw it at her
    -she said SHITuation other than situation

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  3. I find it weird how they make it seem like you will have a bout of permanent diarrhoea if you don’t use their product

  4. After 3 weeks of 4 mg. Dilaudid pain medication i finally pooped out a 2 and a half foot super stinky toilet anaconda i was at my lawyers house, after cuting it into 4 pieces it still refused to go down.  Thank god they had a cat ! after putting  a few smaller pieces in the litter box i threw the big logs out the window, Cleaned up washed my hands again and went outside telling the host i was going to smoke. As luck would have it their long haired friendly cat came to me with 2 or 3 kissy noises, i smeared his back end with a  recovered log then snuck tabby back into the bathroom and shut the door. After tossing the remaining turds over the back fence i washed up in the kitchen then back outside and  lit my Camel. I then rejoined the other guests in the den for the end of the game.After 40 mins or so another guest went to the restroom, out came the cat in went the coffee drinking guest. After they sprayed the last little piff of  Lysol they a little embarrased blamed the litter box. After checking the box then the cat the host apologized to all for the spreading smell. I knew i had pulled it off. next timeill have Poo Pourri travel size.  Pastor Scotty Wood   p.s [ i hope neibors have a big dog and my lawyer a small vet bill ]

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  6. Wait it said to run to far bathroom but when you use poo pourri it’s like super close like why can’t she just go to that one

    No hate I don’t know why but I love these videos

  7. How do I know if my poo stinks if I already flush it down and spray Lysol onto the toilet?

  8. Time for red beans n rice, hot links, and hard boiled eggs. Good to kill that horrible stinch before it starts. Bethany rides again.

  9. I plant a lemon scented room freshener in the aux restroom at work. It is also a winner.

  10. The only time gross out jokes are funny. This is hilarious.

  11. I love British accents they make Poo Pourri sound so classic

  12. Funny, I love commercials that include shit.

    Edit: Seriously, shit is a weird topic.

  13. I went to high school with and used to be friends with the blond with short hair. Talitha!

  14. ''control the shituation with PooPourri '' ,Problably the best line I've heard in any film before

  15. At the end the red haired women why do acts like Cheryl from riverdale lol

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