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Rappers in Ireland? Well clearly I’m one of the best D’ya know what I mean? There was a programme on the telly and they didn’t even ask me D’ya know what I mean? Martha Martha Skanky Cow Oh it’s not her Em… What was the question? Oh rapping? Yeah This is what I can do! What’s the story? Me names Joanna The only word that rhymes with is banana As you can tell, I’m a rapper You probably think I’m just a slapper But say it to me face and you’ll get a dig Oh look there’s a word that rhymes with pig I have an idea for a song that’s good I’m going to rap about about being from the hood See I grew up in Finglas South Say anything bad about it and I’ll knock you out You’re meant to rap about it if you’re working class About how you do nothing but sit on your arse You’re meant to say something about being on the dole Rap in a Dublin accent about a pain in your hole Me life is such a misery I’ll go on TV3 Tell by me accent that I’m most definitely From Dublin Rapping about things that are mental Like it’s South Central Coz I’m from Dublin Rapping about drive-by shootings Thinking it’s Brooklyn Coz I’m from Dublin, Dublin, Dublin Gonna write a rap about not having a job I’m so broke I go to Tesco and I rob I think I might rap that me uncle has a gun Or how me cousin Anto likes to take it up the bum I might write a rap coz me life is very tough And how gangs in Finglas make the place so rough I might even write about me homies in me crew Or how I rap coz there’s nothing else to do I could rap about the war that we have with Ballymun Or how I robbed a Topaz and now I’m on the run Me and me homies we never get a chance I could be like something off Save The Last Dance Me mates all think that I’m like Nicki Minaj Rap at karaoke down the village with the lads I’m from the hood yo Down in the ghetto I can’t think of anything that rhymes with that From Dublin Rapping about things that are mental Like it’s South Central Coz I’m from Dublin Rapping about drive-by shootings Thinking it’s Brooklyn Coz I’m from Dublin, Dublin, Dublin

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