John Oliver Anticipates A Brexit ‘No Deal’


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU LUCKY
BOYS AND GIRLS, MY FIRST GUEST IS THE EMMY
AWARD-WINNING HOST OF “LAST WEEK TONIGHT” ON HBO. PLEASE WELCOME,
JOHN OLIVER! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: NICELY DONE! GOOD EVENING. GOOD EVENING TO ALL.>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN.>>LET ME SAY THIS, THERE ARE
VERY EXCITABLE KAY POP FANS OUTSIDE. YOU HAVE NEVER TRULY HEARD
DISAPPOINTMENT UNTIL YOU PULL UP IN A LARGE BLACK CAR, HEAR
SCREAMS OF KAY POP BAND WHEN YOU GET OUT, NOT A MEMBER OF A KAY
POP BAND. OH, MAYBE NEXT ONE.>>Stephen: YOU COULD DO IT. IT’S ALL ABOUT CONFIDENCE,
ISN’T IT.>>Stephen: IT IS. UCCESS IN A K POP BAND IS
90% CONFIDENCE.>>Stephen: THE REST IS
SINGING THE KOREAN.>>THEY FEEL LIKE JUMPABLE
HURDLES.>>Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU
BACK. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE FOR
YOUR ANNUAL CHECKUP.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: EXACTLY. WE’LL GET THERE. I PUT THE GLOVES AWAY,
UNFORTUNATELY. ( LAUGHTER )
YOU’RE ABOUT TO START SEASON SIX.>>YES.>>Stephen: YOU PROBABLY
ALREADY STARTED BUT IT LAUNCHES —
>>WE STARTED SUNDAY. WE HAVE BEEN PREPPING THINGS.>>Stephen: CONFIDENCE HIGH. FEEL GOOD? THINK YOU’RE GOING TO SQUEEZE
OUT THE SHOWS THIS TIME?>>CONFIDENCE HIGH? NO. MY CONFIDENCE IS NEVER HIGH. SELF-LOATHING HIGH, CONCERN
ASTRONOMIC.>>Stephen: YOU’RE A CREATURE
FUELED PURELY BY ANXIETY.>>THAT’S RIGHT.>>Stephen: I’VE GIVEN YOU
LOTS OF HELL OVER THE YEARS, YOU KNOW I’M JUST JOKING. I HAVE ENORMOUS RESPECT FOR YOU
AND I KNOW THAT YOUR WORK IS INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE LOOK
WHAT IT IS DOING TO YOU.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: YOU ARE DECAYING. YOU ARE DECAYING BEFORE OUR VERY
EYES. YOU WORE JET BLACK HAIR THE LAST
TIME I SAW YOU. YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE IN A K
POP BAND THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.>>THE KEY IS TO START FROM NOT
A PARTICULARLY ATTRACTIVE POINT BECAUSE THAT KNOCKS THE EDGE
OFF. IF YOU SALT AND PEPPER IT, IT’S
JUST HE WAS MORE TIRED THAN BEFORE, HE ALWAYS SEEMED
EXHAUSTED WITH NO REASON.>>Stephen: YOU’RE VERY
DISTINGUISHED.>>OH.>>Stephen: I’M OUT OF FRENCH. TOTALLY 100%. WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE NEW
POLITICAL REALITY THAT YOU’VE RETURNED TO? BECAUSE YOUR LAST SHOW WAS RIGHT
AFTER THE MIDTERMS, RIGHT?>>YEAH, JUST AFTER THAT, AND
THEN OUR LAST SHOW WAS KIND OF TRYING TO WORK OUT WHY THE WORLD
SPENT 12 MONTHS IT SEEMS SHIFTING TO THE RIGHT, WHETHER
IN HUNGARY, POLAND, BRAZIL, AND TRYING TO FIND ANSWERS TO THE
BOTTOM OF THAT DEPRESSING VOLCANO.>>Stephen: WE JUST PASSED THE
MIDPOINT IN TRUMP’S HOPEFULLY FIRST AND ONLY TERM, AND SOME
SAY THE END IS IN SIGHT. I DON’T SAY THAT BUT —
>>I DEFINITELY DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF OPTIMISM. TO SAY WE’RE HALFWAY THROUGH HIS
PRESIDENCY IS TO IGNORE THE POSSIBILITY OF A SECOND TERM. WE ARE TWO TO SIX YEARS AWAY
FROM IS PRESIDENCY. ( BOOING )
OH, WOW. IS THIS A BIG TRUMP 2024 FANS IN
HERE?>>Stephen: THREE TERMS. THREE TERMS. WH>>WHY NOT?>>Stephen: HE HAS TO GO AT
SOME POINT, CONSTITUTIONALLY.>>WE ALL HAVE SOMETHING TO AIM
AT. WE ALL HAVE A FINISH LINE LIKE
IN A MARATHON THAT WE ALL STUMBLE OVER, BE COVERED IN A
CAPE AND HAVE SOMEONE SAY, YOU REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT.>>Stephen: WHICH IS TO STAY
ALIVE TILL JANUARY 21, 2025?>>I THINK THAT’S WHAT WE ALL
HAVE TO DO, ALL OF US ESPECIALLY RUTH BADER GINSBURG. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I MEAN, LISTEN, IF SHE CAN FUNCTION TINKERBELL STYLE AND WE
CAN JUST KEEP HER ALIVE BY CLAPPING OUR HANDS, AT THAT
POINT PELOSI NEEDS TO GO FULL ALLIGATOR CLAP. BELIEVE, CHILDREN! BELIEVE! ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: YOU STILL GET ACROSS THE POND TO YOUR FAMILY
AND FRIENDS IN ENGLAND.>>I HAVEN’T BEEN BACK IN 18
SNOONTS YOU TALK TO THEM ABOUT BREXIT?>>YEAH.>>Stephen: A MONTH LEFT
BEFORE EVERYTHING GOES TEA KETTLE UP. ( LAUGHTER )
>>YES, YES, THAT IS — YOU STUMBLED INTO, YES, THAT’S AN
ACCURATE PHRASE. THE TEA KETTLE REALLY COMES TO A
SIMMER.>>Stephen: REALLY GOING TO
THE TIN.>>THEN WE’LL REALLY HAVE TO
DUNK THE GARABALDI, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. TOO DEEP A CUP.>>Stephen: YEAH, SURE. THE THING WITH THE CURRENT
PRESIDENT, IS AGAIN, THERE IS THAT END POINT IN SIGHT,
TECHNICALLY WHENEVER THAT POINT IS. WITH BREXIT, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT
INTERNATIONAL DAMAGE THAT COULD END UP BEING DONE HERE, SOUTH
VERY, VERY BAD.>>Stephen: HAS ANY HAPPENED? MARCH 26?>>TWENTY-NINTH.>>Stephen: IT’S, LIKE, IF
THEY DON’T GET A DEAL, THEY JUST HAVE TO LEAVE WITH NO DEAL.>>THAT’S RIGHT.>>Stephen: WHAT DOES NO DEAL
MEAN?>>IT MEANS WE’LL SEE. WE’LL SEE WHAT IT MEANS. IT’S LIKE SAYING TO SOMEONE WHO
JUST JUMPED OUT OF AN AIRPLANE WITHOUT A PARACHUTE, WHAT DOES
THIS MEAN? I GUESS IT MEANS A MASSIVE
EXERCISE IN CONFIDENCE. ( LAUGHTER )
LET’S HOPE THIS WORKS OUT FOR YOU. I DON’T REALLY SEE WHAT YOUR END
PLAN IS HERE.>>Stephen: WHAT EFFECTS HAVE
THERE BEEN, ALREADY?>>WELL, IT HASN’T HAPPENED YET. THAT’S THE CRAZY THING. BRITAIN VOTED FOR BREXIT TWO
YEARS AGO. IT HASN’T HAPPENED. THE BRITISH ECONOMY CONTRACTED
AND THE POUND IS DOWN 13%.>>Stephen: HAVE PEOPLE
CHANGED THEIR ECONOMIC PLANS?>>BASED ON MOTHERLE SHEEP
FARMERS ARE DECIDING HOW MANY SHEEP SHALL I HAVE OR SELL MY
SHEEP ALTOGETHER.>>Stephen: WHAT YOU DESCRIBED
IS ILLEGAL. ( LAUGHTER )
THOUGH COMMON, I UNDERSTAND, IN SCOTLAND. YES. ( APPLAUSE )
>>I’M STILL NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT APPLAUSE IS FOR.>>Stephen: I KNOW EXACTLY. IF YOU ASKED THEM, I’M NOT
SURE THEY COULD DESCRIBE IT. THAT’S THE PROBLEM, YOU’RE
HAVING TO THINK SO LONG TERM. THEY HAVE LAMBS THAT WILL BE
BORN IN POST-BREXIT BRITAIN AND YOU WON’T KNOW HOW MUCH TO SELL
THEM FOR.>>Stephen: OR WHEN TO SHEAR
THEM.>>WHEN SHALL I SHE SHEAR YOU.>>Stephen: YOU HAVE TO GET
CONSENT.>>HAVE YOU EVER SHEARED?>>Stephen: I HAVE. I LIKE THE SMELL.>>DID YOU?>>Stephen: LLANO LYNN. THERE’S A FUNK.>>Stephen: WEEE WANT THE
FUNK, GOTTA HAVE THE FUNK. ♪ WE NEED THE IF YOU THINK ♪
♪ GOTTA HAVE THAT FUNK ♪>>THEY’RE ALWAYS THERE. KEEP IT GOING, AT SOME POINT,
CBS WILL HAVE TO FIGHT THE ROYALTIES ON THAT. ♪ WE’VE GOT THE FUNK ♪
>>Stephen: DON’T GO. BACK WITH MORE JOHN OLIVER. WE HAVE A SPECIAL PRIZE!

100 thoughts on “John Oliver Anticipates A Brexit ‘No Deal’

  1. Comic who constantly talks about Trump and is a boring rich white dude pretending to be woke about everything, interviews, well, himself in another accent.

  2. Oliver is just another champagne socialist . Lovers imagrents but doesn't want them near him . He's a wanker !

  3. Oliver and Colbert are demonic …. seriously demonic ! Wake up people !

  4. He needs to put ads on his YouTube, he would make like 5 million at least

  5. trump 2020, lets just hope Robert Muller gets his report done, I heard hes going to finish in 2030.

  6. The UK economy has not contracted at all, its grown since the vote to leave. Joke all you want, but don't plainly lie to people who don't know any better.

  7. I like Colbert… I think he's great. But I think he was very disrespectful to Oliver in this interview.. yes.. it's "joking, good fun" but I feel like the undertones were disrespectful. Oliver being a good sport took each one and rolled with it.. but am I alone seeing this?

  8. Can anyone explain the sheep joke to me? What exactly is the illegal thing Stephen mentioned

  9. Re: Brexit 29th March…April Fool…(not in a B.A.Baracus way!)

  10. At least Oliver refrained from swearing, from what we saw. Still a truth bearer par excellence.

  11. Seriously, that band is amazing! Just restarted this video to hear the intro again. ♡ Do you play at North Sea Jazz @ Ahoy, Rotterdam by any chance? 🙂

  12. John Oliver is human treasure.
    Seriously, i would vote this guy into any political position, he would aim for.
    Well i live in germany, so it would be difficult BUT HEY still not impossible. He nearly became the italian prime minister 😉

  13. Trump, thanks to the dopes who cried "Russia" has an excellent chance of winning a 2nd term.

  14. Americans always seem to think the sheep shagger stereotype is Scotland but it's Wales. It happens all the time, my theory is Americans don't realize Wales exists. Fair enough I'm British and I'm not even sure.

  15. Actually he hits the nail with the Brexit analogy it is like jumping out of a plane without a parachute and only then starts thinking that it might be a good idea with a parachute.
    And on the way down you meet 2 other persons falling down, one of them offers you a parachute and the other just keep insisting you don’t need the parachute and everything is going to be fine, if you just believe enough that you can fly. While simultaneously not telling you they have a hidden parachute on themselves, in case that they might be wrong!

  16. Colbert's hair couldn't be any more obviously dyed. Interesting he would have a go at Oliver's salt and pepper.

  17. When leftists can agree about things with each other on an entertainment show funded by leftists

  18. If I close my eyes when listening to John Oliver, I can hear David Baddiel speaking!

  19. All this man's smart-alec anti-Trump and ant-Brexit rhetoric is, in fact, witlessly supportive of a corrupt globalist establishment, wholly unconcerned about ordinary people. His 'act', being just a stream of sarcasm, which Oscar Wilde described best, is an insult to the millions that voted in protest and are now denigrated by the term 'populists'. He is, in effect, an establishment stooge.

  20. I am starting to suspect that I am as British as John. "My confidence is never high. Self loathing high, concern astronomic. The creature fuelled purely by anxiety."

  21. Don’t be ridiculous we will not leave we will have a people’s vote the Houses of Parliament is in deadlock May an corbyn cannot agree on the customs union. A people’s vote is the only way forward 🗳 then we would remain stats saying 61% 👍🏼👍🏼 thank you goodnight

  22. That was an interesting interpretation of Deep Purple's Wring that neck.

  23. just get trevor noah on at the same time and these 3 guys could run our country.

  24. A couple of lefties in plain view for all to see. The facts are the UK economy has actually grown since the vote to leave the EU not shrunk as was stated here. Unemployment is also down to very low levels not seen for many years. Also since when in the USA is it correct to have a go at your President for the rest of the world to view? Bad move.

  25. 叔叔,発生什麽事了,好朋友好多情務,人人法律,法律至上,人人富平等,,,。
    日本台孤儿院白子群和—群社工还是孤儿?,还有为国争光少棒众(不知殺光了没)还有伪钞国,有美国聯邦叔叔姐姐以及睡侠(有特朗普叔這位好友),有你们,真好,谢谢你们,会帮白子寻父母以及日本跪奉酒混血众咩含睡,,,感谢你们,指日可待领回,谢谢並助找血脈,谢谢睡侠和美国總聯邦美聯社和睡侠好友特朗普叔,,,谢谢,,,。
    对了,会不会忘掉了殒石,水晶落雷,沙漠女孩,述莉雅女孩習慣,喔,对了,葡萄雅女孩,都同習慣暗示吔,,,咦,発生什麽事了,人人律法,法律至上,人人富律,律富人人,人人为摸聖書出己書,人人为聖,律为伴軍,,,??。
    你朋友都对你很好丫?,人人法律,法律至上,人人富平等,,,。
    日本台孤儿院白子群和—群社工还是孤儿?,还有为国争光少棒众(不知殺光了没)还有伪钞国,有美国聯邦叔叔姐姐以及睡侠(有特朗普叔這位好友),有你们,真好,谢谢你们,会帮白子寻父母以及日本跪奉酒混血众咩含睡,,,感谢你们,指日可待领回,谢谢並助找血脈,谢谢睡侠和美国總聯邦美聯社和睡侠好友特朗普叔,,,谢谢,,,。
    喔麥嘎,集宝集塑像顕富,像幣钞後,股是数字上下,,,S0。
    臘像塑像畫像只是集而顕富,所以看見的大多是死人,SO。
    对了,以前沈艦是来不及建救援吊起船,他们头漲了很久,约人建,卻来不及,污了名,对了,会不会是班哪组,見播而无法救,会不会呢?,,,像見流浪漢或難民,,,?,所以天空海洋是人鱼组,有练过,而陸上是班和奔牟组,,,。
    谢谢羑国领導是你好友,会领日本台白头盔族众,谢谢,,,有你们真好,是好人,,,。

  26. Imagine if one of the states in the US, just one day left, what would that make that state?
    How would you drive through it, are you even allowed to drive there?

  27. Go in vote in 2020 for 🎆TRUMP🇺🇸🎆 if you like him or if just took the red pill!

  28. Just another two semi influential Hollyweird douce bag lefties, if you don’t see Brixit coming – you are not paying attention to anything. Or ur acting dumb as a part of deepstate propaganda.

  29. The idea of using sheep farming as an example of the worst thing that could occur from a no deal Brexit just shows that the effects will not be serious. If importing UK lamb costs more, does that mean the EU will stop buying it? That is the analysis you need to look in to. If the price of French champagne went up would everyone stop buying it? In some cases making things cost more makes them more desirable (see iPhones). Don’t listen to the communists, they have no idea how democratic economies work.
    The UK sells half its lamb outside of the EU. The EU tarriff system does not benefit the UK as a net importer. It benefits big exporters like Germany. Outside the EU the UK will be free to set tarriffs which work better for the UK economy. If the EU wants to set big tarriffs against the UK as some kind of punishment, go right ahead. Maybe that will end some of the ridiculous situations like the UK passports being created by a French firm instead of being made in the UK

  30. I love when people can be suddenly upset over Trump because it finally affected them yet didnt do shit when all the red flags of his ENTIRE LIFE were there in 2016

  31. An old clip because as we now know the UK didn’t Brexit on 29 March but got it extended to 31 October; we have had local elections, EU Parliamentary elections, a state visit from President Trump and family, a 35th Cabinet resignation, the Prime Ministers resignation, a leadership contest which will run up to 22 July, Parliamentary recess and No-Deal (which means no trade agreement for 45% of UK total exports & 55% of UK total imports) looming. So its all pretty quiet over here. But the £ is low so a good time to come if you’re a tourist.

  32. 6:15: ‘the British economy has contracted’. That is objectively incorrect and something so dangerous about receiving all your news about brexit from one source (as millions of Americans will). Say brexit incredibly dangerous and uncertain, fine, that’s a statement of opinion and certainly one which can be backed up by many economists. But to say the English economy has expanded since the brexit vote went through is not. We’ve outstripped every major European nation in growth rates. These Hollywood ‘politics’ shows are the epitome of echo chambers. Something like that is said on live TV and suddenly 10s of millions of Americans actually believe this factually incorrect statement. Grinds my gears.

  33. LOL The Garibaldi biscuit (cookie for Americans) is also known as the "squashed fly" biscuit.

  34. I'm sorry but John Oliver…yes please! He could take my clothes off ANY day of the week! I'm jealous of his wife!

  35. Dunk the garibaldi can be as crass as you want it to be.
    I've always been partial to the sexual connotation.
    Basically, here it means 'to fuck with something you wouldn't expect to fuck with'.

  36. Why did the band play Deep Purple's "Wring that Neck"? It's a B-side that no one knows about.

  37. Typical remainer attitude – "oh it's a disaster, it's like jumping out of a plane without a parachute"….. so what's actually happened?……."well nothing yet, but it might do, oh it might do"…….. pfffft

  38. They've had John Oliver how many times, and yet the band still can't do a rendition of Last Week Tonight's theme when he comes on?

    It's the little things.

  39. john oliver: without a doubt the best ever daily show correspondant….. oof, sorry stephen

  40. If Trump is a horse loose in a hospital, then Brexit is like if the top floor of a building burned down, and some people were arguing that it was actually a good thing that the building wasn't so tall anymore.

  41. 6:10 This is a lie, the British economy grew in the 2/3 years since the brexit referendum (2017 – 1.8%, 2018 – 1.4%).

  42. They think Trump will leave if he loses or uses up his second term. Aw, that’s cute. And dangerously naive.

  43. I like the Colbert Late Show when John Oliver shows up.

  44. European Medicines Agency (EMA) is building a big new headquarters near me in Amsterdam Zuid.
    Even if Brexit gets cancelled tens of thousands of EU government jobs will relocate away and never come back.

  45. The Brexit is going to be a disaster for the U.K.
    It's not too late to stop the Brexit now, but time is running out for the U.K.

  46. John Oliver, or as we call him in England, lord haw haw , is full of bull . A no deal brexit will end in revolution bankruptcy and the possibility of the UK breaking up and a very very real possibility of war in northern Ireland since the referendum the ira have been shooting prison staff and planting bombs in the homes of police officers our leaders are so out of touch with the world but a no deal is very unrealistic event Boris Johnson is likely to be removed by his own party his majority is only 2 and he is likely to lose his own constituency seat thus he will be removed buy his own voters two of his cabinet arrested on. Fruad and sexual abuse charges to mps from his party resigned in protest on the day he was announced as our current unelected fool of a leader America is trying to ruin uk so it can exploit us but we ate aware and the pitch forks are coming…. One solution revolution, John Oliver is an ignorant traitor

  47. u.s. talk show hosts are just overpaid childrens entertainers.

    we wouldnt stand this uneducated dross outside of america

  48. @6:46 I'd guess they also recalled George Carlin's joke about why it is better to "have a sheep" while on a cliff edge, "so that the sheep would pull back"…

  49. This guy (Oliver) is such a loser. He is unknown over here and I can see why.

  50. Garibaldi's are named after an Italian General.. We will ban them in the UK 😉

  51. I love John O, no doubt, but seriously America, a standing ovation, at best, is deserved after the act, not when the act walks out, you morons!

  52. I'd have thought that if anyone would understand Brexit it would be Americans. America fought for its independence from the British Empire, and claims to value freedom and democracy over anything else. Any American who doesn't at least understand Brexit even if they don't fully support it, I would struggle to consider a true American – or a friend of the UK.

  53. This crossover is more iconic then infinity war. Mostly because both of them are still alive.

  54. The end is in sight is chillingly accurate, considering the job he is doing. No one says it has to be the end of the end of the Trump presidency, it may just be "The End"… After which there is nothing.

  55. Love John Oliver, and he's a supporter of the Mighty Reds..
    Liverpool FC UCL champions.
    #YNWA #COYR #JFT96

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