Kevin’s Small Talk – The Office US


Hey, so this isn’t matching up with this, and I’m not sure which one’s right Can you just hunt down the original part. Yes me do all right? Hey Kev, what were you saying before about the paperwork? Me do now. Go stop worry Kevin do you feel okay? Me feel good body strong sleep big last night. Yeah, I think we should get him to the hospital. Yeah, all right Kevin, why don’t you come with us. No no. He’s fine, he’s fine. He’s always been like that. No he hasn’t. I mean he’s gotten worse over the years. He’s making a statement it’s an ironic comment on our expectations of him, a funhouse image of our model of Kevin. you keep think that Me mechanic not speak English, but he know what me mean when me say car no go And we best friend so me think why waste time say lot word when few word do trick? Kevin, I appreciate what you’re trying to do. Thank. Here we have a word code the same way we have a dress code and what we’re talking about is Basically the speech equivalent to just wearing underpants Sometimes words, you no need use but need need for talk talk But save time. more success. Does it save time though? Cause we’ve been here for about an hour. No me fault Kevin at most you’re saving a microscopic amount of time Many small time make big time. What are you gonna do with all this time? See world. Kevin you can’t possibly save enough time to see the world. Kevin, are you saying ‘see the world’ or ‘Seaworld’? Seaworld Oceans. Fish. Jump. China. No see right there – that’s the problem with your method because I still don’t know if you’re saying Seaworld or see the world And it’s taking a lot of time to explain it Fine fine, I’ll talk normally. When me president, they see. They see

100 thoughts on “Kevin’s Small Talk – The Office US

  1. I mean if Trump can become President talking nonsense I'm sure Kevin can too!

  2. To be fair, this is fine. Kevin isn't hurting anyone by using less words.
    Jim just wanted to waste time.

  3. Kevin is a genius. The moment Jim realized something wrong with the paperwork Kevin dumbed down his speech to avoid suspicion (as he embezzles funds to open his bar). When Jim took it seriously and tried to get him to the hospital, Oscar and Angela (who are in the scheme) covered up for him so there was no risk to someone else check the numbers. Kevin played along and managed to completely fool Jim and Pam, stalling for time and taking their minds out of the paperwork for good. Then he even continued the play to fool the documentary crew.

  4. And what do you know.. Kevin I mean Trump actually became President.

  5. so do you leave work to go to seaworld? If you finish the work you're capable of doing that day, i guess you could so something at your desk

  6. Why do Pam and Jim act like they’re self entitled parents of the office? Like the other characters are much more deficient and unprofessional than them.

  7. I think pewdiepie is very inspired by this.. especially in his recent minecraft vids

  8. The way Kevin speaks in this episode reminds me of Gary the Goblin from the game West of Loathing so much lool

  9. angela and oscars reaction proves that they are stealing money from the company

  10. This has to be the smartest thing that Kevin had ever thought of, yet he got backlash for it

  11. I liked the way he said "No me fault", instead of "Not my fault"

  12. When me president, they see…. They see…..me rollin, they hatin…

  13. Fuckin kevin bro 😂 this scene along with him flipping off holly and him thinking he's gay are my favorite scenes.

  14. Jim obviously doesn’t understand the point! The point is to save time! Understanding what Kevin might do in the future is not important therefore doesn’t need to be said!

  15. Me mechanic not speak English, but he know what me mean when me say car no go.
    -Kevin.

  16. Literally the worst person that was on this show. Not even funny just stupid, and it wasn’t stupid funny either.

  17. Me no talk English, me talk alien, we not up, we down, world not good, world bad, we bad, them bad, video no bad

  18. They should've just said, "yeah you're saving time but you still have to be here the rest of your remaining hours in your 8 hour shift". But it wouldn't be funny haha.

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