Law Office of Lando Calrissian


I was looking for a rebel base, you know, on my speeder bike. I’ve done it a million times. On Tatooine, Naboo, Hoth. But that day, I had an accident. I was blindsided by a reckless Jedi who wanted to have a little fun with his lightsaber. Of course, he denied being at fault and there were no witnesses other than a droid, and that’s not going to hold up in court. I could smell the Corellian Rum on his breath. The Lando Calrissian law office got me 2.1 million Republic Credits and an R2 Unit. Don’t put your case into carbon-freeze. Call the law office of Lando Calrissian. We’ll fight for you. I give you my word. Lando Calrissian has definitely made
a difference in my life. We speak Jawa. Utini!

93 thoughts on “Law Office of Lando Calrissian

  1. Hey viewers from OTHER COUNTRIES, do you have injury attorney commercials like this in your country? Or are they mostly a North American thing? I've seen them in Mexico too. Let us know, we are curious! Thanks! – Travis

  2. thankfully we don't have them in Egypt but we just have lawyers scaterd around courthouses

  3. Yeah, I didn't think so. That's why we didn't do subtitles on this one. Obrigado!

  4. Here in Germany it's forbidden to advertise for lawyers (Doctors, too).
    So we're spared at least THAT kinda crap.

  5. Can Lando Calrissian help me get my money back from swindlers that sold me a droid with a bad motivator? What if a loved one died on the Death Star and the Empire withholds benefits? Help me Lando Clarissian, you are my only hope!

  6. i guess the ones here in brazil that watch to your videos doesn't need subtitles. They are all awsome ^^

  7. Hey, wait a minute! I think I saw Mr. Lando Calrissian on a amateur porno one of these days… Or was it a condom commercial? Hmm…

  8. Ha, that's one of my favorite shows. I want to do a Breaking Bad parody but it has to be really good. I think I have an idea.

  9. I did put English subtitles up if you need them (click CC). But I turned them off because they cover up all the writing. But if you want them, they are there.

  10. I have one thing about "your parody." SUPER GENIUS! ABSOLUTE SUPER GENIUS! ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. Some people still trust Lando Calrissian ?!
    it's a scam !! nobody talks Jawa.

  12. Also this guy gets involved in deals that suddenly get altered and then he ends up praying they don't get altered any further.

  13. That was in the first draft! Changed it to Jawa since Wookie's been done so much. Wasn't even Lando in the first version.

  14. Awesome! We've been waiting for 10,000! Thanks to all of our subscribers, we really appreciate it!

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    constitution.laws.com/5th-amendment provides all information, contacts. i really like this site.

  16. The weird thing is my name is Aron and I have a amazing knowledge of Star Wars too. o_O

  17. Funny stuff! I plan on featuring this on my site as one of featured videos for the day. Keep up the good work!

  18. a friend of mine married a female that looked like java the hut… and she also had a horrible personality…

  19. Thanks. We researched it and asked some people but my one guy I count on to make sure we don't make Star Wars errors flaked on me. What a pal.

  20. Haha – finally answers the nagging question: what DO you do when you are broadsided by a reckless Jedi?!

  21. mighta been after the Empire ended that he got his settlement, when it went back to being the Republic

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