Michael’s Safety Training Demonstration – The Office US


Hey, guys, listen up. Michael is up on the roof, and acting strange. Woah, what’s the situation? Unshun. I think he’s suffering from depression. Reshun. Okay, when’s the shunning thing gonna end? Unshun. Never. Reshun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die. Is it nice outside? It’s gorgeous, let’s go. Do I need my jacket? No it really is very nice. Come on! Will I be too warm in a long-sleeve tee? Everyone’s gonna be fine in exactly what they’re wearing, let’s go! Let’s go! Come on, hurry up you guys! My life… Oh… my life Michael, what’s wrong? Everything’s wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression. Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling “bummed out”? Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32,000 people commit suicide every year. According to a 2004 study. Is that the last year that data was available? Yes. My head is in such pain! And turmoil! Don’t do anything rash. Dwight, where are the warehouse guys? I didn’t- I didn’t think you needed them for this part. Okay.. that’s You said to just- That’s the whole point, dummy. Okay, I’m on it. Okay. Attention blue collar workers! What are the odds that this is in any way real? I’d say like… 10,000 to 1. Okay, I’d like 10 bucks on those odds. If someone gives you 10,000 to 1, on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an oscar, I’m going to be a very rich dude. Michael is up on the roof and he’s acting strange! Ohhhh my life. Michael! What’s wrong? Everything is wrong, Dwight. The stress of my modern office has made me depressed. Depressed? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling “bummed out”? Dwight, you ignorant slut. Well, you know, the first performance was a little off. But I really think they hit their stride in the second show. Um, might even bring my parents tomorrow. To the matinee. MICHAEL: And that is why I am going to jump off to jump off this roof.
JIM: Oh, excuse me, it’s my favorite part.

100 thoughts on “Michael’s Safety Training Demonstration – The Office US

  1. I like how it goes from a farce on depression to michael actually evaluating his life and contemplating killing himself..lol

  2. I cannot believe it took me all these years to see the whole time Michael wasn't an idiot. He knew what he was doing all along. And of course he escapes to Colorado. Probably stopped by south park to say hi

  3. "I think he wants you guys to come out to the parking lot and watch him D I E."

    " i s i t n i c e o u t s i d e "

  4. Micheal says “Dwight you ignorant slut” in exactly the same tone as the first time

  5. Dwight: I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die
    Stanley: Is it nice outside?😂😂

  6. ”i think he all wants you to come out to the parking lot and watch him DIE” SHSJSJSJS LMAOOOO

  7. They left out Darrel telling him it takes a lot of courage just to wake up and be him that’s the best part

  8. Wow, that was pretty much the perfect SNL "You ignorant slut" line.

  9. Next time I'm ready to order something from a fast food restaurant… "ATTENTION BLUE COLLAR WORKERS."

  10. i dont need to listen to the dialogue, i can read it all in the comments o_0

  11. I need "My life! oOoOh, mY liFe!" As a ringtone i swear to god.

  12. Kevin actually was about to win because Michael was about to jump

  13. Lol. A couple of friends and I were bored so we recreated this scene. Check it out: https://youtu.be/LikxpcQJpJw

  14. I can not even count the number of times I have said "Dwight, you ignorant slut" at my friend Dwight 😂

  15. Literally 90% of the comments are just lines from the video. Thank you for putting it i watched it with no sound.

    Pathetic retards

  16. LMAO at the end when they’re acting it again and Jim’s like “well the first scene was off, they’ll really get it on this one. Might even bring my parents to the one tomorrow”

  17. I love how I never saw this ep but I recognised dialogue bc of Camping in Alaska song

  18. “The stress of my modern office has thrown me into a deppresion”

  19. Michael said"and that is why i am going to jump off to jump off this roof" besides how he says he's finna jump off the roof to jump off the roof he might be on drugs he might actually do it

  20. m i c h a e l s o n t h e r o o f a n d a c t i n g s t r AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA n g

  21. That warehouse dude with crutches looks like the Pontiac bandit (from Brooklyn 99) lmao

  22. as a person with very extreme depression…. this is kinda offensive but pretty fucking funny

  23. Michael Scott must have graduated from the Tommy Wiseau school of method acting

  24. The watermelon all over Stanley’s car nearly took me out in this episode. Never could get away with that now

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