Office Phone Call – SNL


>>AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR THIRD
QUARTER REVENUE WAS DOWN ALMOST 5% BUT OUR ONLINE SALES IN THE
PAST FEW WEEKS SUGGEST A LOT OF UPSIDE.
ANY QUESTIONS?>>YES.
I JUST WANTED TO MENTION THAT I THINK IS A HUGE OPPORTUNITY TO
EXPAND FURTHER INTO THE BY TOE TECH SECTOR.
THAT’S WHERE WE’VE SEEN THE BIGGEST GROWTH.
>>HELLO? WAIT, WHAT’S THAT?
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY — ARE YOU SERIOUS?
OH, MY GOD. THAT’S HORRIBLE.
ALL RIGHT. NO.
I’LL BE THERE. OH, MY GOD.
ALL RIGHT. I’M COMING NOW.
OH, MY GOD. GUYS, I’M SO SORRY, SOMETHING
JUST CAME UP. I HAVE GOT TO RUN.
I’LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN, OKAY?
>>DOUG.>>YEAH.
>>DOUG, IT’S OKAY.>>WHAT IS?
>>DOUG, YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS.
YOU CAN JUST USE THE BATHROOM.>>EXCUSE ME?
>>DOUG, EVERY TIME WE HAVE A MEETING AFTER LUNCH, YOU LOUDLY
TAKE A PHONE CALL AND FAKE SOME KIND OF EMERGENCY, AND IT’S
CLEARLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.
>>YEAH. IT ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE A FAMILY
EMERGENCY, BUT THEN YOU ARE BACK IN LIKE EIGHT MINUTES.
>>OH. OKAY.
OH, I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY THAT MY FAMILY
EMERGENCIES ONLY TAKE EIGHT MINUTES.
I GUESS NEXT TIME I’LL TELL MY FAMILY TO BE IN MORE TROUBLE,
LYLE.>>DOUG, JUST GO TO THE
BATHROOM.>>NO.
NO. NO, BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM. NO.
NOPE. YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAD TO DEAL
WITH SOMETHING URGENT REGARDING A LOVED ONE, BUT FORGET IT.
WORK IS MORE IMPORTANT. THEY CAN JUST SUFFER I GUESS.
PLEASE, CONTINUE.>>OKAY, FINE.
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO WEIGH IN ON THE BIOTECH SIDE?
>>YEAH. I GET THAT WE HAVE MADE HUGE
STRIDES IN BIOTECH BUT MOST OF THAT COMES FROM A SINGLE PATENT
THAT EXPIRES IN TWO YEARS. TWO OTHER POINTS —
WE HAVE VERY LITTLE CASH TO — INVEST AND THE OVERHEAD FOR LAB
WORK IS MUCH HIGHER.>>OH.
>>DOUG, YOU DISAGREE?>>HUH, YOU KNOW.
>>LYLE, THOUGHTS?>>I STILL THINK PHARMACEUTICALS
ARE OUR BREAD AND BUTTER AND — I MEAN — I DON’T KNOW WHAT
ELSE –>>WHAT’S THAT?
OH, MY GOD. NO, NO, IT’S EVEN MORE URGENT
NOW? BUT I CAN’T.
I CAN’T JUST LEAVE WORK. OKAY?
WELL, I DON’T CARE HOW MANY STAIRS YOU FELL DOWN, NANA.
>>DOUG.>>STOP, STOP, STOP.
WHAT’S THAT? WELL, YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN
MEET ME AT WORK ON THE FIFTH FLOOR WHERE IT’S TOTALLY EMPTY
BUT THE BATHROOM STILL WORKS. OKAY.
HANG IN THERE, NANA. GUYS, I JUST GOT A CALL.
>>NO, WE ALL HEARD YOU JUST GOT A CALL, DUDE.
>>YEAH, WELL, I’M SORRY. MY NANA IS REALLY SICK.
>>YOU SAID SHE FELL DOWNSTAIRS.>>YEAH, AND SHE’S SICK OF IT.
SHE’S SICK OF FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS.
>>DOUG, JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM.
>>I’M SORRY. WHAT?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?>>DOUG, JUST GO TO THE
BATHROOM. YOU ARE VISIBLY SWEATING, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>YOU KNOW WHAT, I RESENT THESE
ACCUSATION. I REALLY DO.
AND IF YOU GUYS DON’T BELIEVE THAT MY NANA NEEDS ME VERY
URGENTLY IN THE FIFTH FLOOR BATHROOM SO WE CAN HAVE A
PRIVATE FAMILY CONVERSATION FOR EIGHT TO 15 MINUTES, JUST FORGET
IT. FORGET IT.
I’LL STAY. YOU WIN.
SO PLEASE, PLEASE PROCEED. [ FARTING ]
>>UM. UH.
OKAY, DOUG?>>YEAH?
>>DOUG, DID YOU JUST S YOUR Ps?>>PROBABLY NOT.
>>OH, DOUG. OH, DOUG.
>>RING, RING. OH, HEY, DOUG, IT’S FOR YOU,
MAN. IT IS A YOUR NANA.
>>NANA?>>YEAH, OH, DOUG, SHE CALLED ME
TOO. SHE SAID — SHE SAYS IT’S AN
EMERGENCY.>>AN EMERGENCY?
>>YEAH. SHE SAID MEET HER IN THE FIFTH
FLOOR BATHROOM AND THAT’S THERE’S A SHOWER IN THERE TOO,
JUST FYI.>>AND SHE ALSO SAID TO TELL YOU
THAT THERE IS A J-CREW IN THE LOBBY THAT SELLS UNDERWEAR.
>>OH, MAN. I MEAN, IT’S WEIRD THAT
SHE WOULD SAY ALL THAT. BUT OKAY.
IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I BETTER GO DEAL WITH THIS FOR — FOR MY
NANA. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HE’S IN THE ELEVATOR. OKAY.
I THINK WE CAN CONTINUE NOW.>>HELLO?
OH, MY GOD. NANA?
>>JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM, LYLE.
[ APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Office Phone Call – SNL

  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ™ŒπŸ½ I laughed till I cried! Instantly funny! The buildup was CLASSIC!!!

  2. I think everyone can agree that the best SNL videos are the ones with Pete Davidson

  3. This skit missed an obvious opportunity to have his nana hobble in with a busted leg.

  4. This is the most heart warming thing I’ve ever seen 😊 πŸ˜†

  5. Who else is watching this while on the toilet. πŸ–πŸ½

  6. "Hello?! Oh my god! Nana?!" "Just go to the bathroom Lyall!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S
    Only a little/ she'll load up her fifty cal. // // on site, they're adking about you / more inraged // / ..but i can see it like ..almost from the girst day // // back to office /

  8. S R B
    Onsite, yeah it will ut like the pint i had to demonstrate y'alls cases back before 2007 dind have wieght / you couldn't show cam , mics , or any outwatmrd surveillance / then mind control was alread recognized // its 1200 or death / cause yall stole so many identies / / no just yo ketp the kids safe / nothing more // you done on site …ill tty not yo scaRe em too bad

  9. S R B
    ..back to you office / half the point / thus was all about Obama when they started this // any way office see you in a few ,…me and carmen San Diego //

  10. Do women see the pressure some of us guys put ourselves through to skip having "the poop talk!?"

  11. How does SNL have all these funny people, and still manage to be one of the unfunniest things I've ever watched?

  12. Its a basic skit but Kevin is not really that funny so…

  13. Finally!!! A SNL sketch that made me laugh really hard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  14. That kevin guys face or stuff jumbled up and located where a face would be usually found is not easy on the eyes and concerning.

  15. Is it sketch sweet & heartwarming or is this sketch really sweet and heartwarming 😊

  16. If Cecily😍😍😍 was in the room, I'd hold it in til death.πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

  17. This is the funniest shit I've ever seen

  18. Brilliant Video don’t want to ruin it, so watch the Nonsense for your Self.

  19. Funniest "crap" ever!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽβœŒ

  20. first time ive ever seen pete not crack. proof kevin hart is not funny

  21. This is one of the funniest sketches out there πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

  22. Dawg I’m at work crying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ the fake phones tho

  23. They are very understanding co-workers. I'm sure they'd agree to start their meetings 15 minutes later so he can poop first.

  24. This skit is for everyone who works with people who forget the hystorical context of their day to day musings.

  25. Hahahaha it was so funny when he sit down and the noise πŸ˜„πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

  26. Damn.. Kevin acting like he needs to use the bathroom makes me REALLY gotta go! πŸ˜–

  27. You know it’s gonna be funny when there’s Kevin Hart in there.

  28. Most hilarious skit on SNL I’ve ever seen – god I laughed so hard!!

  29. This whole skit reminds me of myself during lunch time or after lunch in class and I always have to run to take a crap lol πŸ˜‚

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